Friday, September 30, 2011

Apprentice

Apprentice

Happy Blaspemy Day!

"Hoc est enim corpus meum!"

"This is one of our seminarists. He's practicing the consecration of the gifts."

"Is he good at it?"

"Sort of. He manages to turn the bread into Christ's flesh, but can't make the flesh have the attributes of bread."

"I see."

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Notice

Due to unforeseen circumstances there will be no cartoon today. The regular update schedule will be resumed as soon as possible. Thank you for your understanding.

Friday, September 23, 2011

The power of faith

The power of faith

"Faith helps you endure the hardest tests life puts you through. Look at me, for example. If not for my faith, now I'd feel awful for locking my wife and child in a dungeon as my religion commands."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Diet

Diet

Breakfast like a king.

Lunch like a prince.

Dinner like a...

"What? Do you have any idea how much beggars make just sitting and doing nothing? And the government gives them money taken from hard-working people like me!"

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Demarcation

Demarcation

"Yes, we can agree that it's an object. However, it doesn't look to me like it's flying. And it's pretty much identified, too. I'd appreciate it if you stopped wasting my time."

Friday, September 9, 2011

Uneven

Uneven

"Just look at you! You're always babbling about equality and justice, and now you want a ladder higher than mine! HYPOCRITICAL RASCAL!"

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A story about camels

A story about camels

"Once upon a time there was a sheikh who owned seventeen camels. On his death bed, he told his three sons to divide them this way: one half of the camels for the elder, one third for the second son, and one ninth for the youngest.

"The princes argued and bickered for several days. They were very confused because they couldn't find a way to split the herd as their father had ordered. But then a wise old man came riding a camel and said:

"'All this business with princes and primogeniture is a reflection of an archaic, unjust society. But that is over!'

"Next, he jailed the brothers for being counter-revolutionary oligarchs and seized the camels for the people."

"I like how my other grandad tells it better."

"Bah! That petty bourgeois."

Friday, September 2, 2011

Gratitude

Gratitude

"It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"

"Thank you, Lord, for bringing me back to life..."