Boredom

"Please clarify something for me, because I don't think I heard you right. Atheists bore you because all they talk about is what?" "Uuuhh..."

Boa

"I told you! I told you I was not a hat!" "What? What just happened?"

Overlapping

Curse

"This one looks ominous." "'Death shall chase on swift wings and prey with talons of fiery bronze upon anyone who dares reproduce in any manner whatsoever the inscriptions of this tomb."

New World Order

"Why is there still democracy? Why are there still sovereign nation-states? Our global dictatorship was supposed to be announced today!" "Something terrible happened, my lord. #StopNewWorldOrder is trending on Twitter!" "NOOOO!"

HAARP

"The antenna array emits mind control waves that turn the population of the target area homosexual. The heinous sin of sodomy enrages God, who then sends earthquakes and hurricanes to manifest His anger. Devilishly simple, as you can see." "Oooh!" "Aaah!"

Bye, Caloi

Flea Snobbery pays humble tribute to someone who was great.

Colors

"People are whatever color they feel like! This is chromatic licentiousness!" "You are absolutely right. As competent authority, we'll take step conducive to rein in this chaos." MANDATORY COLOR "LIBERTICIDE!"

Moral of the story

"Well, son, what have we learned from today's read?" "Er... That earthlings are full of germs and must be cooked well before eating them?" "Very good!"

Psychoanalytic theory

"Boys aged three to six want to have sex with their mother, but fear their father will castrate them as a punishment." "What? Every boy?" "Every boy. "Girls that age desire their mother too, but, upon realizing they lack a penis, come to the conclusion that they have been castrated already." "Every girl?" "Every girl." "But, has this been scientifically confirmed?" "The scientific method is of no use here! Each person is unique, so generalizations as expected by science are just not possible. "Now, as I was saying, if these anxieties common to every child are not properly resolved..."