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God's love

"That's not true! God doesn't say we'll go to Hell if we don't love him."

"He doesn't?"

"No! He says that if we do love him, then we WON'T go to hell."

"Uh-huh."

Enlightenment

"Come, Holy Spirit. Help me overcome close-mindedness."

"I'm a sociocultural construct, result of centuries' worth of syncretism."

"That's not true!"

Counterargument

"If there is no God, how do you explain that you'll go to Hell for being an atheist? It makes no sense!"

Priests

"Yes, worshipping gods other than Mambrutu is an abberration. But who am I to judge you if you feel that? What IS wrong is for you to insist upon an alleged 'right' to celebrate mass."

"Oh, Lord! Behold your martyr Church!"

Matthew 19:14

"Let the children come to me."

Hypocrisy

"If you're such an atheist, why do you live in this world made by God? Huh? Hypocrite!

The limits of science

"Professor! You are playing God!"

"I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; in pain you shall bring forth children."

The sea

"Just look at this sea. How can you look at this and still be an atheist?"

"You're right. Poseidon is great!"

"There is no Poseidon, you damn pagan!"

The problem of evil

"If God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Theologians and philosophers have debated the issue for centuries."

"Hooray! Well, just one more level and then I'll eradicate evil from the world."

The treachery of images

"Who did this?"

Ceci n'est pas un dieu

Ancient gods

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Nice Guy

"I created them out of love. I made a wonderful Eden for them to live in. I'm such a nice guy, yet they disobeyed me and left!"

"That was so long ago. Isn't it time you get ov—"

"Those bastards and their descendants will implore my forgiveness or burn in Hell."