Indoctrination

Eyes

Playing tables

"No. We don't want you people to play with us."

"We don't like the way you play."

"Look! They've got a table just for them."

"They marginalize themselves."

Priests

"Yes, worshipping gods other than Mambrutu is an abberration. But who am I to judge you if you feel that? What IS wrong is for you to insist upon an alleged 'right' to celebrate mass."

"Oh, Lord! Behold your martyr Church!"

Stronger sex, weaker sex

"I explained to you already this is a job for me. Women aren't strong enough for it."

"But..."

"Enough! I won't hire you and that's it."

"They have it easy, don't they?"

"Yeah. Why bother when they have us around to break our backs doing the hard work?"

Multicolored

"I love how diverse this group is! No one is discriminated against! Green, orange, purple or normal, all are welcome here!"

For the children

"You're wrong. It's not about discriminating against gay people. It's about protecting our children."

"Protecting them against what?"

"Against their turning gay and being discriminated against by us!"

Right of admittance

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

"Oh? Why not?"

"Because you mistreat your women."

Against discrimination

"Look, the best way to avoid discrimination is being like me. It's not that difficult. I find it comes naturally. Of course, if you're not willing to make the effort, then own up and don't go blaming other people."

Exclusion

"We are concerned about discrimination. That is we assembled this expert panel to discuss the exclusion of non-blue people."

"Why are they all blue?"

"Oh! You're questioning them on the basis of their color? It's good to know where the bigots are."

Injustice

Flea Snobbery presents: How to help maintain an unequal status quo while looking to be for equality in one simple step.

"[Underprivileged group] suffers prejudices and is often overlooked. Something should be done about that?"

"Why? Are you implying that [underprivilege group] is not able to make their lot better by their own means? Who is being prejudiced here?"

This was a public service announcement by Flea Snobbery.

A different color

Discrimination

BUREAU AGAINST DISCRIMINATION

"We want to present this report documenting how the word 'fascist' is consistently used as an insult in a fashion that denigrates us and stigmatizes us as a group."

"Yeah! We want every red, jew or immigrant who discriminates against us smashing rocks in jail!"