Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Friday, August 18, 2017
Friday, April 28, 2017
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Waiting
WINTER IS COMING
"Pfft! It's been years now and winter never comes."
JESUS COMES SOON
"There."
Friday, June 5, 2015
Production meeting
"We've been reporting the news for years. We know what can happen when we cover dramatic events. We must be prepared for a worst case scenario."
"Things getting out of hand and people dying?"
"Things being solved peacefully and NOBODY dying."
Friday, July 18, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
Conclusions
"You have seen the documents. You have heard the testimonies of irreproachable witnesses and the excuses of dogmatic scientists. Will you have the independence of thought required to accept something inexplicable is going on? Or will you be a sheep and believe whatever you are expected to? I won't tell you what to think. Draw your own conclusions."
Friday, March 21, 2014
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Channel
"It's a new channel. It broadcasts a black screen with no audio 24/7. Peace and serenity. I love it! I keep it tuned all day long."
"Why don't you just turn the TV off?"
"Oh. So you're one of those people, huh?"
Friday, December 6, 2013
Francis!
It's Francis! Blessed representative of the Kingdom of Heaven who brings us the word of Jesus! Francis! Who fights against exclusion!
"Who am I to judge them?"
Who rises up to economic power! And who, disguised as Jorge, judgmental cardinal from a Latin American country...
"Gay marriage is a move by the devil."
... fights a never-ending battle for submission, irrational belief and the Catholic way!"
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Change
"I don't judge them, but what they do is a sin."
"What a bigot!"
"What they do is a sin, but I don't judge them."
"At last some opening up!"
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Friday, November 23, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Copyright
"In today's edition we will discuss the anarchy of the net, where intellectual property rights are not respected and there exists a culture of appropriating other people's works."
"But first, after this commercial break... The funniest videos found on the Internet!"
Friday, October 7, 2011
Neutrinos
"Specialists are skeptical of the news about faster than light neutrinos."
"Of course! Scientists will reject anything that challenges their cherished dogmas!"
Some time later...
"Specialists have found that the speed of the neutrinos was not properly measured."
"Of course! Scientists are always making up spectacular findings to get grants!"
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Protection to minors
"Susie came to me and asked about those things they were talking about on TV. How was I supposed to explain that to her?"
"I'm writing to the production company right now."
"'Please refrain from using words like transcriptase or erythrocyte sedimentation when children might be watching TV."
Friday, November 26, 2010
News
"Today is the fifth day of the news drought. News have been conspicuously absent from television the whole week, sweeping all the other topics out of the screen."
"What are the causes of this? Who benefits? And, more disquietingly, how long will it last? Today's edition will be devoted in its entirety to this pressing issue."
Friday, October 22, 2010
Nonconformity
Dedicated to all the bleach connoisseurs in the world. Cheers!
"We need your help. Apologists for alternative medicine are damaging our obscene profit margins."
"Don't worry. After our next press release, the problem will solve itself."
"Health authorities warn that smoking dynamite has no therapeutic effects and can be dangerous."
"Oh, yeah? We'll show them!"
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