Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Change

"I don't judge them, but what they do is a sin."

"What a bigot!"

"What they do is a sin, but I don't judge them."

"At last some opening up!"

Good news

"The good news is that's not a sin here."

"Oh!"

"The bad news is you were misled. It's not a sin on earth either."

"Oh?"

"The very bad news is you won't find any here."

"Oh."

Heating

"What's the matter down there? We're freezing here!"

"The last shipment of damned souls has a low content of sin and doesn't burn well. Tell the boss to be less strict about all that 'leading not into temptation' business."

Sin

"Dad!"

"Hmm?"

"Look at what my creations are doing! I ordered them not to... I punished them... But they won't stop!"

"My son..."

"Yes, dad?"

"I think it's time for me to tell you about certain things."