Old Earth

"I'm sure it was around here somewhere... Behold! It's the one I made when I was your age. See if you can find something you can use for yours."

"Dad, this thing is full of fossils."

"Ah, yes. You see, son, in those days..."

"Aww... Look at the baby with his little world! Nice little world, baby! Can I have it? Ha ha."

"Leave me alone."

"Let's see... How much can it take?"

"NO!"

Sin

"Dad!"

"Hmm?"

"Look at what my creations are doing! I ordered them not to... I punished them... But they won't stop!"

"My son..."

"Yes, dad?"

"I think it's time for me to tell you about certain things."

New toy

Genesis

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

SPLASH

"I just needed a little bit to fill my earth. It's without form and void!"

"I don't care! I told you many times to always create a light before moving upon the face of the waters!"

Hygiene

Only for this week, next cartoon will come out Thursday due to exceptional circumstances.

"It's dirty."

"I won't get you a new one if you ruit in! Is that clear?"

Supreme authority

"NO! I told you all not to do that! STOP IT!"

"Darling, I'm worried about the baby. Why don't you talk with him?"

"Oh, that's just typical of his age. Better his toys now than his children when he grows up."

"I didn't give you free will for that! WORSHIP ME!"

Cosmic accident

"Ok, atheist guy, explain this. If the earth were closer to the sun, it would get scorched. If it were farther from the sun, it would freeze. It is, however, at the right distance for life to exist. So, tell me: who put the planet in this ideal place? Who did it, eh? Who?"

"That I'd like to know! Who put that planet there? We were supposed to need a sterile universe for this experiment!"

"I'm sorry, professor, but... There are billions and billions of planets to control, and I don't have any help!"

Cyanobacteria

2.5 billion years ago...

"If we keep emitting oxygen, we could cause a catastrophic change in the atmosphere."

"Nonsense! The Earth is too big and we are too insignificant to have any effect on it. Drop your cheap alarmism already!"