Deluge

"But— Lord! You promised—"

"Don't you listen to what you yourself preach? Doesn't your faith hold that I am all-powerful and above logic? When, in that case, I can destroy the Earth with water whenever I feel like it without ever breaking my word of not doing it again! You of little faith."

Hygiene

Only for this week, next cartoon will come out Thursday due to exceptional circumstances.

"It's dirty."

"I won't get you a new one if you ruit in! Is that clear?"

Interpretation

"Noah, didn't God tell you, in so many words, that he was about to flood the world and you had to build an ark?"

"Yeah, but the priest told me it was all a metaphor."