Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Etymology

Etymology

"I've got nothing against you people. I respect you a lot. But you shouldn't use the word ecclesiastical. Ecclesiastical comes from ecclesia, which was an assembly of Athenian citizens. You are not an assembly of Athenian citizens. Words have meaning."

Friday, June 26, 2015

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy

"If you're such an atheist, why do you live in this world made by God? Huh? Hypocrite!

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Worse

Worse

"You think you have it bad? This poor child I use to bludgeon people who make me uncomfortable has it WORSE! You have it easy next to him!"

Friday, June 19, 2015

Theoretical-practical approach

Theoretical-practical approach

St. Thomas Aquinas's arguments are indeed very rational and logical.

"I have found the scholastic arguments of Holy Doctor Thomas Aquinas become more persuasive with a practical demonstration."

"The torch is hot in actuality. The wood, only in potentiality. Fire can make it go from potentiality to actuality. Want to see?"

"No! I'm convinced! God is the uncaused cause of everything! It's obvious!"

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Manipulation

Manipulation

"They say we manipulate most of our charts. This is objective proof they're exaggerating."

Friday, June 12, 2015

Long-lived

Long-lived

"If Christian religion weren't true, it wouldn't have existed for two thousand years, don't you think?"

"Hi. What are you talking about?"

"How much you like to stick your nose where nobody is calling you."

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

School assignment

School assignment

"This is today's assignment."

Middle Ages

Imagine you are a medieval peasant.

"This is blank."

"Medieval peasants couldn't write."

Friday, June 5, 2015

Production meeting

Production meeting

"We've been reporting the news for years. We know what can happen when we cover dramatic events. We must be prepared for a worst case scenario."

"Things getting out of hand and people dying?"

"Things being solved peacefully and NOBODY dying."

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Utopia

Utopia

"Why? Why did you people raze our village?"

"To stop you from opposing our utopia of peace, love and fraternity."