Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Batman

Batman

"To rule out any cultural bias, the experiment was repeated in several cities around the world. In every case, most people correctly identified the picture."

"What is the conclusion?"

"Batman is determined evolutionarily."

Friday, July 26, 2013

Award-winning

Award-winning

"The second prize goes to Rengo Kalpakian for his work Crimson Box. And, lastly, the first prize of the arts festival goes to Rengo Kalpakian for his explanation of the work Crimson Box."

"Thanks a lot."

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Older and wiser

Older and wiser

"Lord, more and more countries are passing laws against the natural order! Why don't you destroy them like Sodom and Gomorrah?"

"Oh, I was young and impulsive back then. I thought fire and brimstone would fix anything."

Friday, July 19, 2013

Humans

Humans

"Humans put their opinions about humanity in the mouth of non-human characters to make them sound impartial and objective."

"I see."

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Sexism

Sexism

"A charity foundation has been reported for discriminating against women."

"Sexist religionists!"

"It's a secular foundation run by atheists."

"Hysterical feminazis!"

Friday, July 12, 2013

Dragon

Dragon

VOY FOR AZKARRAGON THE SCORCHER

"I shall burn the abodes of the humans to ashes."

"Finally a candidate who says what he'll really do!"

"Now the political class will get the message that we want change!"

"I never voted for him."

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Menace

Menace

"In today's show... MEDIA-FUELED MORAL PANICS. Are your children really safe from them?"

Friday, July 5, 2013

Principles

Principles

"I'm sorry, I don't use Western medicines made by greedy capitalist corporations. I prefer traditional Chinese medicine."

"Traditional Chinese medicine? Don't you know China was an empire? You are for empires now or what?"

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The sermon on the mount

The sermon on the mount

“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Except for those parts of the law my followers disagree with in two thousand years. Those are totally abolished."