The prophet

"You think you're so brave and edgy, don't you? But you'd never dare to say those things about Muham—"

SWISH

"Mu— Muham—"

"I'm sick of that."

Muslim

"If you don't want these wild animals to slaughter you like the violent irrational brutes they are, you'd better respect them!"

"Hey!"

Right of admittance

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

"Oh? Why not?"

"Because you mistreat your women."

Burqa

"I made a placard to protest how oppressive the burqa is."

"Oh! Can I see it?"

RESPECT MY RIGHT TO SEE HER IN SKIMPY CLOTHES

"By the way, you are oppressing me too."

Veil

Ulama

Have you left your submission for the anniversary contest yet? No? You're missing out!

"... Reality, however, indicates that a growing number of Muslims are not for killing people..."

"See? Haven't I told you? Secularism breeds immorality!"

Difference

Dedicated to Molly Norris, creator of Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, who had to go into hiding and change her identity because of the death threats she got.

Fanatic: "If you mock my beliefs, I will kill you!"

Moderate: "If you mock my beliefs, he will kill you."

Peace be upon him

Happy Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

"Isn't he wonderful? He has covered his likeness lest his more devout followers feel tempted to sin against other people's life when they see this cartoon!"

"A true example of peace and virtue!"

"Salaam!"