Right of admittance

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

"Oh? Why not?"

"Because you mistreat your women."

Downstairs

"Welcome to Hell! Here, this is on the house."

"This is Hell? I was told it was a place of pain and suffering."

"Well, remember who the ones who think so are."

"Indecency! Vice! Debauchery everywhere! AAAHH!"

Dating

"Just one night, Susan! He spent one night with me and then disappeared! No phone call, no email... I'm telling you, that online dating service is a fraud!"

"I already explained to you, Daisy, that that's not what the 'Remember Me' checkbox is for."

Skeptic

"Yeah, whatever. I still don't believe in it."

"What about those who do believe and even went through it? Are they all crazy?"

"No. Just self-deluded."

"You're saying that because you didn't experience it yourself."

"Discussing religion? Supernatural stuff?"

"Marriage."

"People have been doing it for millennia. There must be something to it, no?"

Bad Luck

"I'm going through a very bad luck streak lately. They lowered my salary. My car was stolen. My wife told me she wants a divorce. And today I bought a prepaid card for my cell phone, scratched it and got "better luck next time".