Medal

Respectful

"You should be respectful to those who disagree with you. Learn from my example!"

"You're all the time telling me to shut up."

"But I'm very respectful to those who disagree with you!"

Respectable

"How do you expect to be respected if you don't live as I tell you to?"

Entitlement

"Get this into your head, you spoiled brat. NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING. You want something, you earn it. Are we clear?

"Where are you going? I'm not done talking yet! Come here! I'm your elder and YOU OWE ME RESPECT."

Muslim

"If you don't want these wild animals to slaughter you like the violent irrational brutes they are, you'd better respect them!"

"Hey!"

Manners

"Good afternoon, gentleman. I am letting you know that from now on you will be required to wear this collar and walk on all fours, if you are kind enough."

"Don't listen to him! You are a human being, damn it! Not a dog!"

"He was respectful. You should learn."

"Don't talk, please. Just bark."

Missionary

"Good morning, madam! Kindly renounce your beliefs and adopt mine.

How rude.

Unicorns

"Hey, I was told you believe in unicorns. Is that true? Ha ha ha!"

"Of course not! That would be ridiculous! I believe in a particular unicorn!"

"Oh! That's totally different. I'm sorry."

Tolerance

"I respect those who hold opinions different from my own. I admire those who speak their mind and stand by their ideas. But is it really necessary to do both at the same time? That's so annoying!"

Due reverence

"What? I shook his hand and said 'good afternoon, sir, nice to meet you.' Wasn't I supposed to be respectful?"