New World Order

"Why is there still democracy? Why are there still sovereign nation-states? Our global dictatorship was supposed to be announced today!" "Something terrible happened, my lord. #StopNewWorldOrder is trending on Twitter!" "NOOOO!"

HAARP

"The antenna array emits mind control waves that turn the population of the target area homosexual. The heinous sin of sodomy enrages God, who then sends earthquakes and hurricanes to manifest His anger. Devilishly simple, as you can see." "Oooh!" "Aaah!"

Chemtrails

"See? Just as I told you! They are spraying us with substances that turn us irrational and paranoid!"

Paranoia

YOU ARE HERE

"How can they know...? They're watching me!"