It's your parents

A concerned parent

"This sick society teaches that people I despise have the same human dignity I do. How will I explain to my child that he has to despise them as well?"

Kids these days

"Your son is a demon! Back in my time, children were obedient and respectful. Parents nowadats don't know how to bring them up."

"Now I don't want to hear a sound, okay? Or else you'll have it again!"

"I will never treat my children like this."

Epic parenting

"My parents wouldn't let me watch Star Wars. I won't be like that. My children will have what i couldn't."

"But mom, I don't like Star Wars."

"Quiet. Mommy's working."

Moral of the story

"Well, son, what have we learned from today's read?" "Er... That earthlings are full of germs and must be cooked well before eating them?" "Very good!"