Inventor

"Look at what I made! Now I'll buy it from myself and then sell it to myself again for a higher price. If I do it enough times, I'll be rich!"

"Look at what I made! It's a perpetual motion machine!"

Laboratory equipment

"This incubator you designed uses a huge amount of electricity, has parts unrelated to its stated purpose, and most of its inner space does not meet the conditions required to maintain microbe cultures."

"But it's finely tuned!"

Invention

"For some reason my user-respectful alarm clock never took off commercially."

"The world is just not ready for it."

"It's 7 AM. Do you wish the alarm to go off? Yes / No"