He Knows What You Are Doing

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Justice

"Some might now condemn the decisions I have made, but the court of History will eventually acquit me."

"We will plead temporary insanity."

Democracy

"Hear hear, my fellow Lunazites! I have been to Earth and seen something called 'democracy' we should apply right away.

"Each of us will step forward and put a ball of their favorite color —either red or blue— in this vase. Then we'll count the balls. The color with the more of them will be the winner.

"Those who chose the winning color get to oppress and enslave those who chose the other color for a fixed length of time. Then it starts all over again. Any questions?"

"Are you sure that is how it works?"

"That's anti-democratic speech! Get him!"