Revolution

"Our country's situation is intolerable! We must forcibly depose those corrupt good-for-nothings who rule us!"

"Yeah! And then put Jones in their place!"

"Not Jones. Roberts."

"What do you mean, Roberts? This is a coup!"

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"AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT BAD"

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Costume party

"What do you mean, I'm not in theme? I came as a time traveler."