Tuesday, May 31, 2011
"Your Excellency, we have a situation we don't know how to handle. You see, the media are reproducing a sacrilegious image of Our Lord and His Holy Mother."
"What's the problem? This offense to the faith must be condemned immediately!"
"It's not that simple, Excellency. The image appeared miraculously in a convent."
Friday, May 27, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
"It was a point of light on the Western horizon, short after sundown. It was hovering there for a while and then went out of sight behind the trees."
"Well, the first thing is to keep an open mind and not rule out any hypothesis, no matter how outlandish it may seem."
"Someone told me it could be Venus."
"Oh, yeah! Right! Pffft."
Friday, May 13, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
"Here. Walk to the end of this hall to be probed. Then go to the fifth level and wait for the specialist who will put a tracking chip on your head. When you're done, bring the blue copy back to me and proceed to office number seven to have your memory erased and be added to the waiting list to be returned home."