"Ha ha! I sailed West to the Indies and proved the scientific dogma wrong. I rule and you drool!"
"Not so fast, Columbus! We still have an ace up our sleeve to save face."
"... and for five centuries they have made people believe in an imaginary continent in the middle of the ocean. We are actually in China, and the China we were told about was made up by the media!"
"That has to be the third or fourth most ridiculous conspiracy theory I have ever heard."
"Of course you'll think that, sheeple. Baaaaa!"
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