A.I.

"We created this computer that reproduces the thought processes of a human being."

IF many people believe it THEN it is true

IF you did nothing wrong THEN you have nothing to fear

IF you want to be safe THEN do not wear those clothes

Announcement

"Look! Look! Look at what I wrote! See how insightful I am! Hey! Come over! LOOK!"

THEY WANT TO GET ATTENTION

Simplistic

"Why are people always giving simplistic explanations to everything?"

"Because people are stupid."

Animals

ANIMALS ARE NOT PEOPLE. DON'T ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THEM.

Embarrassment

"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Striped Party."

"It's an embarrassment that we have this government!"

"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Checkered Party."

"It's an embarrassment that so many refuse to work!"

Those were the times

"Do you remember when you could say apostates, blasphemers and sodomites were bound for Hell, and no one would bat an eye?"

"Those were the times! Everyone is hypersensitive now. They'll throw a fit if you just open your mouth."

"A war, that's what they need."