Showing posts with label engineer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label engineer. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Bridge

Bridge

BRIDGE BUILT BY ENGINEER COSTOLETZ OPENS TODAY
Novel techniques were used in its making

TRAGEDY: BRIDGE COLLAPSES
Two hundred dead and injured

COSTELETZ COMMISSIONED TO RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE
"My techniques ensure a solid construction"

"So we decided to teach engineering farther from were political science was taught."

"I see."

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Engineering

Engineering

"Good heavens! Who designed this? No safeguards... No redundancies... If a part were to fail, the entire system would fail in cascade!"

"Look, I'm sure that, as an engineer, you know quite a deal about gadgets, but you're obviously clueless about this. The manual says it never fails and that's it!"

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