Complaint

DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY

"I don't want to bear any responsibility for anything that happens! I want to blame everything on other people!"

Space visitors

"Greetings, Earthlings. We come from the star you call Alpha Lyrae, or Vega."

"Damn Vegans."

"Why do they always have to announce themselves?"

Other people

"Some people do bad things."

"Let's find something they don't have in common with us and conclude that's the reason."

"Makes sense."