Saving

The results are out.

"So you bought the molecular performance booster they advertise on TV? You know it doesn't actually enhance physical performance, right?"

"So? People spend fortunes on cars, homes, computers and a lot of expensive things that don't enhance physical performance either. This has the pro of being way cheaper!"

Paranormal

"I have unraveled the cause of the strange phenomena. Your house is haunted because it was built over an ancient burial ground."

"What? Hey, I called you to give me a scientific explanation, not a bunch of woo-woo and make-believe!"

"Your house is intertwined on the quantum level by a manifestation of psychic energy emanating from an inter-dimensional focus located on the burial ground under the foundations."

"Ooooh! Are there vibrations too?"

"Lots of them!"

Prank

No one will get this in a year's time.

"Ha ha! I will make everyone try and pronounce this."

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