Alternative

You can stop being held hostage by the food barons!

Did you know that food is a multi-billion industry for the benefit of a few people?

Did you know that it is these few people who keep in place the outdated materialistic paradigm of food as a mere bunch of proteins, vitamins and carbohydrates?

Did you know that it is in this poweful lobby’s interest that the world hunger problem is never solved to keep a market for their products?

Break the shackles!
Try now the Alternative Foods of Doctor Randolph™!

The Alternative Foods* of Doctor Randolph** have been created to satisfy the nutritional requirements of the body, the mind and the spirit.

Quantum Talc Powder
Magnetic Rosewood
Aura Lacquer
Vibrational Cardboard
Energetic Brick
Millenary Polyester

No fats! No cholesterol!
No chemical preservatives!

* The Alternative Foods of Doctor Randolph must be in no way taken for a substitute for regular nourishment as they are meant only as a complement thereof.
** The word “doctor” is used for illustrative purposes only.