Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Leaflet

Leaflet

RELIGIOX™

QUALITATIVE COMPOSITION
Contents: dogma, arbitrary doctrine, tradition, ritual, excipient (fluff).

INDICATIONS
Symptomatic treatment for cases of depression, existential anguish, crippling terror of death, despair, chronic amorality, extreme curiosity in children.

THERAPEUTIC EFFECTS
According to dosage and form of administration: sedative, euphorizing, antidepressant, social cohesive, contraceptive.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS
Addiction, hallucinations, sloppy thinking, superiority complex, emotional hypersensitivity, bouts of rage, suicidal tendencies, loss of will, loss of personal identity, loss of assets.

CONTRAINDICATIONS
Not recommended for psychiatric patients.

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