"This new decree increases the penalties for possession of garlic, crucifixes and wooden stakes. It also regulates the right of the undead to vote, assemble peacefully and sacrifice children to Baal. And, with these measures, we assert ourselves as a free, sovereign nation, independent of American imperialism!"
"Hooray!"
"Bravo!"
"Woot! Woot!"
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