Railing

"Some people have stubbed their toe on this railing! It's a public danger!"

"We demand its immediate removal on safety grounds!"

Growing up

"No! It's not your birthday."

"No! There are bills to pay."

Argument

Year 2065

"You are a GMO!"

"And you are an evolutionist!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you vaccinate your children!"

Pluto

Waste of money

"Millions were spent on this while people go hungry!"

"This is a movie."

"Oh! That's very different."

Waiting

WINTER IS COMING

"Pfft! It's been years now and winter never comes."

JESUS COMES SOON

"There."

Traffic infraction

"Did you know you were going at twice the allowed speed?"

"I was speeding ironically?"

"Oh! I'm sorry. Please, go on."

Ruckus

"These clichés perpetuate harmful ideas about..."

"Here we go. This just reflects what happens in reality. It tells no one what to do or what to think. Do you want to censor them? Huh? Do you want to tell them what they can or can't say! Nazi"

"I just said..."

"Don't say anything! Just watch silently instead of making ruckus after ruckus over everyday stuff!"

"I am a balanced person because I'm a Libra."

"Oh, no! I will not shut up about this! They're perpetuating harmful ideas!"

Ritual

"Place all the items in a bowl containing benzine, alcohol, kerosene, and acetone, and light them on fire at midnight while intoning the conjuration I gave you. Soon you will be a millionaire."

"I award the plaintiff one million dollars in damages."