Showing posts with label money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label money. Show all posts
Friday, December 8, 2017
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Friday, July 28, 2017
Friday, June 23, 2017
Friday, May 5, 2017
Friday, February 3, 2017
Friday, December 2, 2016
Friday, November 18, 2016
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Public spending
"That government research facility has been there for years and they have yet to open a gate to an alternate universe full of monsters."
"What are they doing with our tax money?"
Friday, May 6, 2016
Bottom line
"If the company earns more, we will be able to pay more to our workers!"
"How will the company earn more?"
"We will pay less to our workers."
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Risk
"I earn 'a lot of money,' as you put it, because I take great risks."
"What kind of risks?"
"Just imagine! If my business were to fail, I'd have to live the way you do."
Friday, March 4, 2016
Culture of hard work
"We need to encourage a culture of hard work. You want something? Then work for it!"
"You're right. Enough with earning money just because you keep bonds, shares of stock, and other pieces of paper!"
"Are you nuts? WHAT ABOUT MY JURIDICAL SECURITY?"
Friday, July 17, 2015
Waste of money
"Millions were spent on this while people go hungry!"
"This is a movie."
"Oh! That's very different."
Friday, July 3, 2015
Ritual
"Place all the items in a bowl containing benzine, alcohol, kerosene, and acetone, and light them on fire at midnight while intoning the conjuration I gave you. Soon you will be a millionaire."
"I award the plaintiff one million dollars in damages."
Friday, February 27, 2015
Friday, December 21, 2012
Free market
"There's no reason why I should give you anything. If you want money, work for it."
"That's what the market sets for unqualified work. If you want to earn more, go to school."
"Education is a service like any other. If you want to learn, pay for it."
Friday, August 17, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Charon
"So, 'render unto Caesar,' huh? Well, buddy, unless you can return and bring back some of Caesar's spare change, you're stuck here for a while."
"Okay, okay... I'll be right back."
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Modern art
"For this piece I framed an ordinary dolar bill to protest the loss of the etical, esthetical and spiritual values of art, substituted by mere monetary worth."
"How profound! I offer 15,000 dollars for it."
"The bidding starts at 20,000."
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