Indifference

Charon

"So, 'render unto Caesar,' huh? Well, buddy, unless you can return and bring back some of Caesar's spare change, you're stuck here for a while."

"Okay, okay... I'll be right back."

Suicide

I wonder how many dead people are seeing this cartoon.

"This person overdosed intentionally on homeopathic medicine."

"How did that happen?"

"He ingested 18 pounds of Magnesia Phosphorica 30C and got stomach damage."

"Poor man."

Consolation

"You atheists have such a bleak, nihilistic message! How can you be so insensitive as to destroy people's and consolation in the face of death?"

"I'm sorry, madam. Your husband died in mortal sin and is burning in Hell now."

"NOOOOO!"