Under the sea

Hydra

"Final count: three votes for killing Hercules, three votes against, and one abstention."

"Who abstained?"

"I simply think that this issue hasn't been debated enough."

"Why don't we just choose a head to make the decisions?"

"I will not blindly follow some else's lead."

The tallest

Sears Tower
442 meters
Chicago, 1973

Petronas Towers
452 meters
Kuala Lumpur, 1998

Taipei 101
509 meters
Taipei, 2004

Burj Khalifa
828 meters
Dubai, 2010

"Well?"

"Still no new languages among the workers, sir."

"We must keep pushing until we find the minimum required height."

Horus

"Horus was born on December 25th from a virgin!"

"That's not true."

"Horus died and was resurrected!"

"Stop it!"

"Horus had twelve disciples!"

Charon

"So, 'render unto Caesar,' huh? Well, buddy, unless you can return and bring back some of Caesar's spare change, you're stuck here for a while."

"Okay, okay... I'll be right back."

Afterlife

"Look at it this way. After death, an atheist can say "I was wrong", but never "I was right". A believer, on the other hand, can say "I was right", but never "I was wrong!"

"Next!"

"I was wrong."

Eternal Punishment

"... and for their crime, they were condemned in Hades to explain the notion of 'theory' to a creationist."