Demand

Target audience

Anti-robbery

"The collections of this museum are impressive. And very valuable!"

"That's right! And we protect them with a very simple measure. This tube of homeopathic pills."

"This is a security measure?"

"And a very effective one! No museum protected by a tube of homeopathic pills has ever been robed."

"Hum... Are there many of those museums?"

"Oh, sure. Let's start shilling for Big Pharma."

Sugar

"So you sell sugar pills claiming that they cure diseases, huh?"

"It works for me."

Testimonial

"Homeopathy has never proven to have any effect beyond placebo."

"You may think so, but it works for me."

"The economic model you favor tends to lower per capita income and raise poverty levels."

"You may think so, but it makes me richer."

Royal blood

"Tsar Peter I, also known as Peter the Great, suffered from asthma. We know today that asthma has a genetic component. Peter's children got half his genes. His grandchildren got a quarter. His great-grandchildren got an eighth, and so on."

"And what you propose is...?"

"To identify direct descendants of Peter the Great and use their cells as a homeopathic remedy for asthma."

The best of both worlds

Respiralin Forte
Diphenhydramine 50 mg
Allergy relief.

Respiralin Dilutus
Diphenhydramine 30CH
Relief for the side effects of Respiralin Forte.

Suicide

I wonder how many dead people are seeing this cartoon.

"This person overdosed intentionally on homeopathic medicine."

"How did that happen?"

"He ingested 18 pounds of Magnesia Phosphorica 30C and got stomach damage."

"Poor man."

Pharmacy

HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES

"That's true, some people take them and then say they're cured. But some people pray to the Virgin Mary and then say they're cured, too."

"Hum... You're right. I hadn't thought that."

Effectiveness

"Twenty dollars."

"No, my naturopath told me this won't work for me and I need something more potent."

"Forty dollars."

"Excellent!"

Shareholders meeting

"In the last quarter, our market share has reached a historical low of .0000000000001%. We have never been stronger! Our shareholders can expect to get an envelope that used to contain money by the end of the current fiscal year."

"Bravo!"

HOMEOLABS

Rules

"I just talked with the organizers. They say nothing changes because your sponsor is a homeopathic lab: you still have to run and win to get a medal."

"What? That is so unfair! This race is rigged!"

Effectiveness

"Studies show them to be as effective as homeopathic remedies."

SUGAR PILLS
Insomnia
Influenza
Colds
Arthritis
Ulcers
Migraines

Clinical trial

"Both patients showed symptoms that homeopathic pharmacopeias recommend to treat with belladonna. Patient A was given the remedy in a dilution of one part in one novemdecillion. Patient B was given undiluted belladonna as control. Short afterward, patient A was in much better health as patient B. Therefore, the therapeutic efficacy of infinitesimal dilutions is a demonstrated fact."

Proof

"You just saw how a molecule of fuel diluted in five hundred liters of water can put out fire successfully. Do you still think that the theory behind homeopathy is bunk?"

Molecular Snobbery

"What's the matter with him? Why won't he talk to us anymore?"

"Don't mind him. Ever since he became homeopathic he acts as if he cured cancer."