Arrows

"Stop looking at all those isolated instances and pay attention instead to the representative example!"

Football

FOOTBALL.

It fills us with passion.

And once every four years, FOOTBALL makes us forget our differences.

FOOTBALL.

It brings the best out of us.

Clean fight

"What do you mean you want to be untied and given a pair of gloves? Secularists are so aggressive!

Rules

"I just talked with the organizers. They say nothing changes because your sponsor is a homeopathic lab: you still have to run and win to get a medal."

"What? That is so unfair! This race is rigged!"

Safety

"... and we trust this new seat model will reduce violence outbursts at sport stadiums."