Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Fingerprints

Fingerprints

"Fingerprints can tell us a lot about someone! They tell us, for example, that this gentleman was involved in last week's jewelry store robbery."

Friday, March 25, 2016

Checks and stripes

Checks and stripes

"Only degenerates wear checkered clothes. Decent people wear striped clothes."

"Hi! How are you?"

"See? My friend is so decent his clothes are striped in two directions."

"Why are you talking with a degenerate?"

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Smoke

Smoke

"Yes, I noticed the sign. Why do you guys keep it posted? It's obviously wrong."

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Prejudice

Prejudice

"So, you've just met me and already decided I'm a criminal? You don't even know who I am!"

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Friday, March 4, 2016

Culture of hard work

Culture of hard work

"We need to encourage a culture of hard work. You want something? Then work for it!"

"You're right. Enough with earning money just because you keep bonds, shares of stock, and other pieces of paper!"

"Are you nuts? WHAT ABOUT MY JURIDICAL SECURITY?"

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Demonstration

Demonstration

"Thieves! Crooks!

"Rabblerousers!"