Movie producer

Halloween costumes

Police report

"Why do you never come here when it's other people getting robbed? Huh? I will not take your report. I am against ALL crime, not just crime that happens to be against you."

Arson

"Arsonist!"

"Oh, sure! Since you don't have any arguments, you resort to name calling."

Unjust

"We live in a very unjust society."

"That's right. We should do something about it!"

"Do something? Get out of here, Che Guevara. Things just are the way they are."

Complaint

DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY

"I don't want to bear any responsibility for anything that happens! I want to blame everything on other people!"

Space visitors

"Greetings, Earthlings. We come from the star you call Alpha Lyrae, or Vega."

"Damn Vegans."

"Why do they always have to announce themselves?"

Other people

"Some people do bad things."

"Let's find something they don't have in common with us and conclude that's the reason."

"Makes sense."