Paint on the wall

Victor

Good guys, bad guys

"So, we're the good guys, are we?"

"Of course! We're the good guys because we shoot bad guys."

"And how do we know they're bad guys?"

"They shoot us good guys."

"Got it."

Blame

"We are blamed for invading these countries and bombing their populations, but no one says a word about their having so much oil."

"Indeed! They're asking for it."

Hate

"So, these people hates our people guts."

"Let's slaughter them at random until they stop hating us."

"Excellent idea!"

The enemy of my enemy

"He's our new ally? But... I know him! He eats babies!"

"We are all enemies of the same monster, and we need as much help as we can get."

"Er... Why was our enemy a monster again?"

"Are you serious? BECAUSE HE EATS BABIES!"

"Yeah!"

War

"The operation to depose this tyrannical regime will be surgical." "How so?" "It will be invasive, there will be blood and we'll wash our hands."