Showing posts with label military. Show all posts
Showing posts with label military. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Blame

Blame

"We are blamed for invading these countries and bombing their populations, but no one says a word about their having so much oil."

"Indeed! They're asking for it."

Friday, July 11, 2014

Hate

Hate

"So, these people hates our people guts."

"Let's slaughter them at random until they stop hating us."

"Excellent idea!"

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

War

War "The operation to depose this tyrannical regime will be surgical." "How so?" "It will be invasive, there will be blood and we'll wash our hands."

Friday, January 8, 2010

Protection

Protection

"Sir, considering how brutally you are being treated, the tech crew has devised this five-layered personal armor designed to stop blasphemies of any caliber."

Demands of respect
Counterarguments
Lawsuits
Pressure to lawmakers
Violence

"Excellent! Send the specifications down there immediately!"

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Cover-up

Cover-up

"General, one of our spy drones went down near a populated area. We sent a recovery team, but there are witnesses and I am afraid the secrecy of the operation has been compromised."

"Don't worry. Everything is under control."

"It it wasn't a UFO crash, why did the military intervene? Why did they take the remains away before anyone could take a look at them? They're depriving us from the answer to the greatest enigma in history!"

"He's good. How much are we paying him?"

"Nothing. He doesn't even know he works for us."