Rome

"Take note. 'To Titus Modicus Spurious, commander of the Twenty-seventh Legion...'"

"Should I write 'twenty-seven' in letters or in letters?"

Lifesaver

"What? It's only fair and equitable, isn't it?"

Dress

"Priests are so annoying! They act like they're so tolerant, but they're a bunch of hypocritical homophobes.

Look! There goes one. Hey! Nice dress! Is it a Chanel? Fag.

"Religion shouldn't exist. It's totally unnecessary."

"Yeah, I can tell."