Waste of money

"Millions were spent on this while people go hungry!"

"This is a movie."

"Oh! That's very different."

Waiting

WINTER IS COMING

"Pfft! It's been years now and winter never comes."

JESUS COMES SOON

"There."

Traffic infraction

"Did you know you were going at twice the allowed speed?"

"I was speeding ironically?"

"Oh! I'm sorry. Please, go on."