Other times

"In my days children used to play outside. Now they spend their time in front of a computer.

"In my days children didn't contradict their elders!"

"Spoiled brats."

Interrogation

"This report by our top expert says our interrogation techniques are not reliable because the subject end up saying whatever we want to hear."

"Let me have a chat with that expert for a couple hours."

Doodle

"What's this? Why is this childish doodle on display in an art gallery?"

"It cost thirty thousand dollars."

"I like the way the artist experiments with primary colors and deliberately simple shapes to evoke the loss of childhood innocence."

Turing Test

"We created a program that logs into popular websites and posts semi-literate comments peppered with random insults. Eighty-seven percent of examiners were not able to tell it apart from a human being."

In vivo

"Animal testing shows that this drug causes mutations. Therefore, its use is not advisable."

Football

FOOTBALL.

It fills us with passion.

And once every four years, FOOTBALL makes us forget our differences.

FOOTBALL.

It brings the best out of us.

Law-making process

"... therefore, I introduce this bill to allow brain parasites from HD 225299 to decide about the surgical removal of brain parasites from HD 225299."

"My party supports this initiative."

Encomienda

"You are a slacker! A layabout! I will teach you to laze around when you should be working!"

"Stop! Why are you treating him like an animal? He is a man endowed with a soul! The same as you!"

"You're right. I'm sorry. I confess my fault and vow to mend my ways.

"Renounce idolatry and confess the faith of Christ! Do you want to burn in Hell! PAGAN!"