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"Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father."
"I couldn't find wine, but I got some tequila, limes and a few bits of our mother."
"I'm going to willingly ingest this pill that causes mental confusion, impaired motor coordination, nausea, vomiting and loss of consciousness."
"That's sick! I'm not staying here to see that. I'm going to party and get smashed with my friends, like normal people do."
"You're in big trouble, buddy. Your blood alcohol content is way over the legal limit."