Multinational

"We will no longer use unethical means to market genetically modified organisms."

"Yay!"

"That's what we wanted!"

"Now we will use unethical means to market perfectly natural products."

"Yes!"

"Hooray!"

But

But.

"The atrocious, unjustifiable murder of these people is an unmistakable tragedy BUT let's focus on the fact that I'm ethically superior to the victims and my taste is better than theirs."

Serum

"We have accidentally developed this serum that can turn anyone permanently heterosexual."

"Really? Can I see?"

"Of course, there's the matter of whether it's ethical to change someone's sex orientation."

"Er... Oh, yeah... Leave the ethics to us. We are experts."

"It's made with cells from aborted fetuses."

"Oh, Lord! Why must you put us through these tests?"