Showing posts with label flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flu. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

Outbreak

Outbreak

"How are things looking?"

"Pretty bad, sir. Contention measures have failed. The affected areas keep growing at a steady pace."

"... I see."

"It's spreading so fast! How is that possible?"

"That's modern civilization for you. Anything can go around the world in a matter of hours."

"There's a new focus in Southeast Asia, sir!"

"Another new focus near São Paulo!"

"God help us all..."

"What are the yellow spots?"

"Hm? Oh, that would be the flu."

"The fl...? What the hell is with all that red then?"

"Idiotic flu rumors."

"... Oh."

Friday, December 19, 2008

Contagion

Contagion

"Huh? What do you mean you caught a flu from someone you were chatting with?"

"I was using Internet Explorer."

"Oh."