Table game

Game

Origami

"How can anyone figure out that by folding papers in such convoluted ways you can give them the shape of animals and things? Aliens brought origami, didn't they, dad?"

Fair play

"How do you like this fair and balanced Tetris I programmed?"

"It's ok.

"So, what's fair and balanced about it?"

"Look and you'll see"

Congratulations! You don't need to try and fit this piece because it's doubtlessly compatible.

"Hey! That's cheating!"

"It's a perfectly valid alternative way of puzzle solving. Bigot!"

Ignorance

"The guy is from Sparta? This movie is totally ripping off 300!"

"Oh, God, what a moron.

"How can you be such an ignoramus? Tell me! How?

"It was 300 that ripped off the original God of War video game!"

"Aah!"

A mother’s authority

"But... mom...!"

"I don't want to hear any buts. You're neglecting your quests. From now on, you get only one hour offline a day."

Poker

"Reason and experience indicate that one of the players holds the winning hand. You posit that I might not be that player, but it is equally true that I might be that player indeed, and if we stop and consider the attributes such a hand would ideally have..."

"Put your cards on the table already!"

"This is the last time ever we invite a theologian over to play."