Holistic

—Nothing in the universe is isolated. Everything is interrelated. A butterfly flaps its wings in Beijing and rains starts falling in New York. So it's you who are being fallacious when you say that your persona hygiene is unrelated to your doubts about my teachings. You gruddy skeptic.

Calm

"Ok, darling, let me tell you a little something. I understand what you're telling me about "evidence" and "scientific method". What I know, however, is that teachings of Guru Sanalachankla about the universe and the self have made me a very serene person and filled me with spiritual peace. And someone who doesn't know the first thing about them won't tell me won't tell me that tye are wrong! IS THAT CLEAR?"

"Perfectly."

Wisdom

"He who has no material possessions longs for them. He who walks wants a car. He who rents dreams of owning his home. By surrounding myself with luxury and riches, I free my soul from those earthly preoccupations and can focus on my spiritual growth."

"So wise!"

"So enlightened!"

Vincent

"A toolbox! The ability to make and use tools is a distinguishing feature of human beings. People usually don't think about it, but our entire technological civilization relies on things as simple as a hammer or a screwdriver."

"This is a good coffee! Did you know coffee is not only a delicious beverage, but a valuable commodity too? There are national economies that would collapse if their coffee crops were to fail The right way to brew coffee..."

"Where's Vincent?"

"He found a job in his line."

Vincent 2.0

"Internet is a veritable revolution, a bi-directional communication channel that helps you reach an audience of millions. Nowadays, the growing phenomenon of social networking..."

Situational Reverence

"Oooh! The ageless wisdom of the elderly."

"Bah! The stubborn conservatism of old folks."