Entrapment

Rights

"Objection, Your Honor! My defendant is entitled to a fair trial and this court is clearly biased in favor of human rights."

They’re here

"They mutilate cattle. They abduct people. They perform horrible experiments on their victims. And the question is: Why? What goals do they pursue?"

"What the...?"

"It's them! Ha ha ha! They're here! They're here! They're...!"

"What do you mean by 'libel'?"

Legal dilemma

"I can't tell how long you'll be here. You clearly crossed the border irregularly, but they still can't decide whether to press charges for illegal immigration or cattle smuggling."