Ignorance

"The guy is from Sparta? This movie is totally ripping off 300!"

"Oh, God, what a moron.

"How can you be such an ignoramus? Tell me! How?

"It was 300 that ripped off the original God of War video game!"

"Aah!"

Miracle

"Hallelujah, my friends! The Lord has chosen me to father the new Messiah!"

"Really? How's that?"

"My girlfriend is pregnant even though I'm virgin. It's a miracle!"

Skeptic

"Yeah, whatever. I still don't believe in it."

"What about those who do believe and even went through it? Are they all crazy?"

"No. Just self-deluded."

"You're saying that because you didn't experience it yourself."

"Discussing religion? Supernatural stuff?"

"Marriage."

"People have been doing it for millennia. There must be something to it, no?"