Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Galileo

Galileo

"Galileo, you must recant your theories. They run counter to ages-old wisdom."

"And yet it moves."

"Scientists wave their theories to dismiss my ages-old wisdom. Just like they did to Galileo!"

Friday, March 27, 2009

In the limbo

In the limbo

Try and stop me!

"Your Holiness would be well advised to keep in mind that these people work from dawn until dusk to afford food and clothing."

"Okey-dokey."

"We ought not to neglect our spiritual well-being. Many here live only to acquire material things."

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Watching movies

Watching movies

"The entertainment section is in my hand.

"It's March, 2009. The front page features upcoming movie releases.

"It's May, 2009. I'm at the theater watching Star Trek.

"It's July. I'm watching Harry Potter.

"It's October. I'm watching Astroboy.

"It's May. I'm watching Terminator Salvation.

"Non-linear perception of time should have a spoilers tag."