Friday, January 28, 2011

Suspect

Suspect

"The male was found in the suspicious circumstance of knowing his own rights, and was therefore promptly taken into custody to be questiones about any felonies he might be involved in..."

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Discrimination

Discrimination


BUREAU AGAINST DISCRIMINATION

"We want to present this report documenting how the word 'fascist' is consistently used as an insult in a fashion that denigrates us and stigmatizes us as a group."

"Yeah! We want every red, jew or immigrant who discriminates against us smashing rocks in jail!"

Friday, January 21, 2011

Emergency

Emergency

"It's my fault! I should have taken better care of him!"

"It's nobody's fault. These things just happen. Look! Here he comes."

"MY BABY! What happened to you? Tell your mom!"

"The other kids... They dared me to make a rock so heavy I couldn't lift it myself."

"And he got a beautiful hernia."

"Don't you ever do that again! You almost scared me to death!"