Unfair

"I got done for robbery. But my neighbor's the one to blame."

"How so?"

"He got something I really wanted."

Good person

"Had I eaten your chocolate cake, then I'd be a bad person. I am not a bad person. Therefore, I —burp— didn't eat your chocolate cake."

"Oh! Well, if logic says so..."

The tallest

Sears Tower
442 meters
Chicago, 1973

Petronas Towers
452 meters
Kuala Lumpur, 1998

Taipei 101
509 meters
Taipei, 2004

Burj Khalifa
828 meters
Dubai, 2010

"Well?"

"Still no new languages among the workers, sir."

"We must keep pushing until we find the minimum required height."